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AN INTERESTING PICTURE WHEN THE FIRST LINGERIE SHOP OPENED IN THE UAE. VERY FUNNY MUST SEE....

The first women’s lingerie shop which window faces the street is opened in United Arab Emirates

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An Arab man was at United States immigration office for interview. Immigration asked him following questions.

Name?
-Abdul Saiid Wahad.
Sex?
-Four times a week.
No, no - male, female?
-Male, female, sometimes camel.

US Tourist;

A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you 100 camels for your woman."

After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale."

The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"

The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.

I LOVE PEOPLE & CULTURES, THEREFORE THIS HUB IS JUST FOR FUN. NOTHING SERIOUS JUST FUNNY, SO HAVE FUN.

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs.

He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke." "No problem," said the Israeli. "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spit in it.

When the Israeli returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too." Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he is gone the Arab other picked up the other shoe and spit in it.

The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York. As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our peoples..... this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

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Transcript from Arab Meeting

Actual transcript from meeting of "Arab Community Organizations of Any town":

#1: I am the leader.

#2: No, I am the leader, you are not the leader.

#3: No, he is the leader, I am the President.

#2: Are your saying I'm not the leader?

#4: Wait, I am the leader.

During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war...

During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One Israeli yelled out: "Hey Abdul, are you there?"

On the Arab side, Abdul stood up and said "Yeah?" The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Abdul.

The second night, another Israeli yelled out, "Hey Mohammed, are you there?"

On the Arab side, Mohammed stood up and said "Yeah?" The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Mohammed.

On the third night, the Arabs got smart. One of them yelled "Hey Moshe, are you there?"

The Israelis yelled back, "No, Moshe isn't here but is that you, Achmed?"

Achmed stood up and said "Yeah?" and the Israelis took out the machine guns and mowed down Achmed.