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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones

~We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that the child is someone today. ~Stacia Tauscher

~Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there.~

~Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA? Because it has 4 A's and one B!~

~There was a boy named Johnny. He saw some candy on the ground. He asked her mom if he could pick it up. His mom said. "Whatever is on the ground, you don't pick it up." Then his mom fell. She said, "Pick me up." He said, "No, because whatever is on the ground, you don't pick it up." ~(Malaika, age 8)

~Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well! ~(Darian, age 11)

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring.  ~Liz Armbruster

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer.  ~Author Unknown

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. ~Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981

Children make you want to start life over.  ~Muhammad Ali

When your mother is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?” it's best not to answer her. Megham, age 13

If you want something expensive, you should ask your grandparents. Matthew, age 12

You should never laugh at your dad if he is mad or screaming at you. Joan, age 12

If your mom picks your clothes and you dislike them, tell her they don't fit. Christie, age 12